WHEN YOU ARE BUSY DATING YOURSELF IN A NONSENSE RELATIONSHIP!

Question: Baby, I haven't heard from you lately? I call but you don't pick up either, is everything okay?

Boo on Monday: I'm sorry, you know I have been working all day, and after work I stayed overtime to finish up with my project. 

Tuesday: love, got off late from work and had to run down to church. You know Tuesdays are my midweek service days.

Wednesday: sorry I had rehearsals after work, came home to watch the champions league game, tried to call but it was late already.

Thursday: the meeting lasted too long, got there and waited for hours for my boss to show up, got home too tired that I slept off.

Friday: the traffic was too bad, everywhere was blocked, had to sit in the bus for hours after a tiring day at work. 

Saturday: woke up late dear, tried to wash and clean up the house, finished late and had to sleep the whole afternoon, got up and watched the premier league game, you were on my mind to call ooo, but my battery died.

Sunday: service ended very late, so many Thanksgiving sessions and baby dedications. Got home and went straight to sleep, promised to call you when I woke up but I was busy with something else.

Public holiday: sorry baby, you know it's a resting day. Been home, went out with the boys later and came back pretty late. Couldn't call, network was terrible.

Sanitation day: love, I have been sweeping the streets and mopping the sea all day, forgot to call you.

Election day: bae, Been queuing up to vote all morning, thought I'll call when I'm done but I have been chasing the guy that stole the ballot box. Sorry.

Lockdown and stay home day: babe, I am sorry I couldn't call. I have been on lockdown all day. And my hand sanitizer finished.

Quarantine Day:

My love, I missed calling you, so sorry, I have been washing my face mask since yesterday.

Hmmm my dear, when you are in a relationship with the wrong person just forget it, the only thing they'll keep getting better at is making excuses.

We all make time for the things that matter to us, no matter how busy a person is, their mind will always be where their heart is.

Funny enough they are calling others. Oh yes, they are making connections and keeping in touch with other people in their life. Check his phone, check her call log, you'll see that they have called more people than MTN customer care, the problem is you are not on their priority list, that's the truth. 

I get surprised when a person can go a day without calling someone they claim to love. A day can be excusable due to unforseen situations, but two days without reaching out via text, call, chat etc to someone you claim you can't live without? 

It's better to stay single please, than endure frustrationship with a touch of pet names.